Protesting the "L"

Lindon City, who bills itself as little bit of country, wants to join the big boys. Just like its sister city, Pleasant Grove, who has its block letter "G" for Grove (because if they'd put a "P", it would have run off of the mountain), Lindon wants to put a cement "L" on the mountain above its city.

It would help us gain recognition…distinguish us from the myriad of cities along the Wasatch Front…put the city on the map, said the citizens of Lindon.

Al Gore, former Vice President, is leading a league of protesters that is fighting the city's proposal.

Don't they realize that all that reflective cement will contribute to our critical global warming? The Wasatch Front already has to contend with the reflective nature of the block "U" to the north, the aforementioned "G", and the block "Y" to the south. Putting the block "L" between the "G" and the "Y" would be an afront to the American people. The spelling of the word itself (from the north to the south) screams out in protest—besides, it would remind me too much of Hillary.

Mr. Beau T. Fuller, president of Scenic Skyways & Mountain Vistas and a fellow protester, was in complete agreement with Mr. Gore's statements.