I'm gellin'

Official cs 24 hour "post off" contest rules.

The "blog-off" challenge has begun. cs wants to get an early jump start. Me, I'm biding my time — like fighting with a one-armed man. (Overheard conversation — can it really be called a conversation when you're talking to yourself out loud?)

I'm getting an early start. I've already got my first post ready. Neener, neener, neener. (Maturity at it's best.)

Hey, why don't I have to sign in? It shows that I'm already logged in. How did that happen? Wait a minute. (Long pause.) It shows that I'm logged in as "Meghan". I'm not Meghan! Why does the computer think that I'm Meghan?

Finally, she gets it posted — but wait.

I need you to fix it.

Fix what?

Make it fancy and so people can read it.

So I take her computer. How am I suppose to type an "R"? (For cryin' out loud, why don't you use the new computer that I bought for you on Valentine's Day?)

Do what I do, copy and paste one.

Hey, the power is low. Give me the cord to plug it in or you'll lose your post.

You have to make sure the light is on or it doesn't work.

Really! (In more ways than one.)