Two different views

A couple was sitting at a table at a high school reunion, and the husband kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, Do you know her?

Yes, he sighed, She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.

My Gosh! says the wife, Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?

So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything.