New diet craze?

A friend of mine has 2 big dogs and was buying an extra large bag of O'Roy dog food at Walmart and standing in line at the check out.

A woman behind him asked if he had a dog.

On impulse, he told her that no, he was starting the O'Roy diet again. Although, he probably shouldn't because he had ended up in the hospital last time. But, he'd lost 50 pounds before he awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IV's in both arms.

He told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with O'Roy nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so he was going to try it again.

Practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with his story.

Horrified, she asked if he'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because he had been poisoned. He told her, No, it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking myself and a car hit me.