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Why, why, why?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
3 comments:
After reading the list, cs responds to me, I know the answers.
Really?
Yes.
Tell me then.
(With an ample supply of smugness) Nope. That's for me to know and for you to find out!
Shouldn't you have the answers? I thought dads knew everything.
I fully expect your next entry to answer at least two, maybe three of these questions.
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