New York, NY

Well we made it to the Big Apple and are staying at the Best Western on 48th Street upon Lucy's recommendation…Lucy you've got a whole lot of 'splainin to do next time I see you…however, there is a phone in the bathroom, just in case I want to call for room service.

We're on the top floor (15th). We could only get ourselves and our luggage on the elevator. The rest of the people standing in line had to wait for the next ride.

We found our room—the one with the handwritten Wet Paint sign on the door and the cracked ceiling above the bed…and the perceived body tape outline on the carpet.

Upon entering the room, we soon found out that one person has to get on the bed in order for there to be room enough for the other person to get by to get to the bathroom. (Can you say, Closet size?)

cs' comment was, I feel like I'm trapped on a episode of Law and Order.

The good news is that we're going to see David Letterman tomorrow. Watch for us on TV. Maybe it will be Stupid Human tricks night and you'll see us up close.