Don't stress it, press it

Staples came up with a great idea (No, not FSIL II, but the office supply store.)

You've probably all seen the advertisement. Where someone is in a pickle with a problem. Problem gets solved and then they push the easy button and it states: That was easy!

Well now they've done one better – the easy for kids edition. The easy button now has four phrases:
1. That was easy.
2. Good news! No homework.
3. You're right, they're wrong.
4. Go ahead, stay up late.
Where was this thing when I was raising my kids?

I'm waiting for the husband edition:
1. The ballgame isn't really that important. I'd rather spend time with you.
2. Actually, I'm not sure which way to go. I'll turn in here and ask directions.
3. Here, you take the remote. As long as I'm with you, I don't care what we watch.
4. You know, honey, why don't you just relax and let me make dinner tonight.

And, I'm an equal opportunity type of guy – for the Mrs:
1. You're right, we don't need directions. Maybe you'll find a shortcut.
2. Don't worry about taking the trash out. I can use the exercise.
3. It really doesn't matter if you leave the toilet seat up. It makes it easier to clean.
4. You don't need a glass. Just go ahead and drink right out of the carton.
5. A new reversible drill. Oh, honey, it is just what I needed.
6. Are you sure it's okay to wash this shirt? You've only worn it for a couple of days.
7. Don't feel bad, honey. I forgot it was our anniversary too.