Deep thoughts

…a continuation of why, why, why

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like…night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

99% of Ute fans give the rest a bad name.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

He who laughs last thinks slowest. (I'll explain it to the rest of you later.)

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Support bacteria. It may be the only culture some people may have.

How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

Okay, so what's the speed of dark?

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film…(or a memory card for those of you that have gone digital.)

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

…and my personal favorite…

Life isn't like a box of chocolates…it's more like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

…'cuse me now whilst I go plant a tree…