(ld)2 or ld squared: The Man in Red

Ponderables:

I look good, Dad. I don't need make-up. —Bird
If I unscrew your bellybutton, then your bum will fall off. —Dad
Let us be tolerant of those who choose to sin differently than we do. —Unknown
80% of life is just showing up. —Woody Allen
98% of all statistics are made up on the spot. —Unknown
I'd be delighted to offer any advice I have on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know. —Jean-Luc Picard
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous. —ld
I'm so brilliant that my mother calls me, 'Son'. —ld
Do you want to be right or do you want to be married? —cs
Un...be...lievable! —Grandma Rose
I like me. Who do you like? — Howard
My IQ is higher than yours. —H B
My gal has freckles on her but (butt) I love her. —Dad
Pull my finger. —Every man since Adam

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(ld)²'s George Adventures

*** Utah, Illinois, California, Nevada, Idaho, Wisconsin, Washington, Wyoming, Texas, Virginia, Michigan, New York, Colorado, Arizona, Florida, Massachusetts, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Montana, Ohio, Tennessee, Arkansas, Delaware, New Mexico, Kentucky, Hawaii, Indiana, Nebraska, District of Columbia, Vermont, Minnesota, Alaska, Oklahoma, Missouri, Georgia, Kansas, Connecticut, North Carolina, West Virginia, North Dakota, South Dakota hit! Forty-one states, DC, Canada, Bahamas, and counting. And now, China! Click above ***