(ld)2 or ld squared: Truth revealed

Ponderables:

I look good, Dad. I don't need make-up. —Bird
If I unscrew your bellybutton, then your bum will fall off. —Dad
Let us be tolerant of those who choose to sin differently than we do. —Unknown
80% of life is just showing up. —Woody Allen
98% of all statistics are made up on the spot. —Unknown
I'd be delighted to offer any advice I have on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know. —Jean-Luc Picard
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous. —ld
I'm so brilliant that my mother calls me, 'Son'. —ld
Do you want to be right or do you want to be married? —cs
Un...be...lievable! —Grandma Rose
I like me. Who do you like? — Howard
My IQ is higher than yours. —H B
My gal has freckles on her but (butt) I love her. —Dad
Pull my finger. —Every man since Adam

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Arnett boys revealing their ~~A.S.S.~~ ass.
(Which one has the biggest look of Arnett self-assured syndrome?)

Anonymous said...: Better questions would be...what were our dogs names in the photo? I can't remember. Also notice who is touching the ASS...that could be a real indicator of you know what. I remember that Burro very well. I thought it was the ultimate treat when Howard or Cliff would put me on top of that old plug and let me think I was riding it. It wasn't very often they would do that and they never let loose of me...something to do with that stupid hip.; January 27, 2007 at 11:46 PM
Anonymous said...: who's on crutches?; January 29, 2007 at 1:58 PM
ld said...: For clarification: That's Cliff on the left with a dog. Larry in front with a dog. Jeff on the right with his crutches, and HB (front & center) with his …; January 29, 2007 at 8:32 PM
Anonymous said...: A.S.S. I'll say it. Who doesn't know I was on crutches as a child? Me and Tiny Tim, we were so sickly. Incidentally, if anyone would like to take up a collection to help me as a poor crippled child, please make checks payable to JLA care of me.; January 29, 2007 at 11:21 PM

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