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A cs & ld conversation re: c8's 3 friends
c8 spent the night. This morning, (being a good gramps) as cs was holding c8, I grabbed the cow and piglet hand puppets and started to entertain her — c8, not cs. I thought that I was doing a pretty good job because she was smiling and rather amused — once again, c8, not cs.
cs: Use the "duck". She doesn't want to be entertained by things that you eat. You may not know it, but she has a social conscience.
ld: I know that life was hard on the farm in Cibola, but on the farm that I was raised — we called these "chickens". No duck that I ever knew had a comb. Wait until FSIL II hears about this. And as far as social conscience goes, what do you think that it will do to her child psyche when she finds out where eggs and chicken nuggets come from?
3 comments:
umm, you are a selective storyteller as you left off the part about the obnoxious mooing and oinking you were doing. And in my defense about the chicken/duck thing, most ducks that are age appropriate have enormous orange beaks, hence, ld, anyone would assume it was a duck. The thing on its head was just an oversight.
Perhaps you should mention how the cow and pig kept kissing grandma. Really, you are a perv.
oink you funny...your comment really mooooved me.
I believe this all happened down on the "funny farm"...
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